Regan
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Post by Regan on Feb 26, 2005 9:32:36 GMT -5
A little :sick2: I get something like this every 2 or 3 years, and it hits me really hard. My head still feels a bit fuzzy
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Post by Bravo 1 on Mar 11, 2005 16:56:19 GMT -5
For the WC joke; I heard it a while ago, but I was able to find again it by googling...
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Post by Calislahn on Mar 11, 2005 17:08:45 GMT -5
:laugh4: I like that one ;D
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Post by Calislahn on Mar 21, 2005 2:34:51 GMT -5
My sister sent me this today ;D
The love dress
A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked! "
"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home.
He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"
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Post by Bravo 1 on Mar 21, 2005 5:13:48 GMT -5
:laugh4:
*slaps knee*
;D
...good one!
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Post by Mebyon on Mar 21, 2005 13:39:16 GMT -5
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:
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Post by HeWhoWatches on Mar 21, 2005 14:05:11 GMT -5
Heheheh.... ;D
Sorry, but I must do a couple of obligatory blonde jokes, for which I apologise but you have to blame jokes.com that has a blondes category (1st on the list). Please don't kill me if you're blonde and a woman....
[Time to run away before the blondes get me! Follow the HeWhoWatches shaped blur...]
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Post by Calislahn on Mar 21, 2005 14:10:08 GMT -5
Er helloooo blonde female right here.....good for you i have dodgy knees but you better run fast Actually they were funny, and not all blondes are dumb, well at least i hope not, maybe i'm too stupid to realise
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Post by HeWhoWatches on Mar 21, 2005 14:22:36 GMT -5
Maybe those weren't the best jokes... ahem. One more try:
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Post by Calislahn on Mar 21, 2005 14:28:20 GMT -5
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Post by Bravo 1 on Mar 21, 2005 15:47:19 GMT -5
...so true. Betcha you can't guess what my freshman year freewrite was about? ;D (I'll post it later - just to prove it was deeper that that , depending on how soon I can get someone in Chicago to email it to me from my desktop's HDD)
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