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Post by slategrey on Sept 3, 2004 9:45:42 GMT -5
I don't know about need......
It doesn't matter how you save the land as long as you look HOT doing it by all accounts.
The ballistic properties of shoe lace are vastly under rated or so I've heard.
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Post by Calislahn on Sept 3, 2004 9:49:04 GMT -5
I don't know, but when you see a really good fantasy art painting you can't help but love it, i'm just as bad as those three, i've got quite a few fantasy art books and most of the women are pretty scantily clad but i like the paintings, practicality doesn't come into it for me, it's fantasy and for me that means anything goes pretty much ;D
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Post by slategrey on Sept 3, 2004 9:59:14 GMT -5
"Seems like it's purpose from my viewpoint is to titilate men"
Actually it's a cunning strategy on the part of female warriors.
Scenario. Gwen the ripe is facing off against Glodod the sweaty.
Gwen. Oh it so hot here, I'll take off my cloak before we get down to the icky fighting.
Glodod. Uggh
Gwen removes cloak to reveal costume consisting of three postage stamps and about two feet of mono filament string.
Glodod is blinded by his own drool and his brain goes into gibber mode.
Gwen stabs him through the heart whilst he is distracted.
2 minutes later Glodod realises he's dead, as the fact that he's got a sword through his heart finally overtakes the message his eyes and glands are delivering, but he doesn't care. Hey he saw Gwens bits. With that last thought he keels over.
Cheesecake costumes are a Fighting Females first strike weapon. A bonus is they don't take much washing to remove the blood generated from the last oaf to call you girly.
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Post by motoki on Sept 3, 2004 10:00:29 GMT -5
Ah yes but would you play a scantily clad shoelace character with your own head on it Cali?
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Post by motoki on Sept 3, 2004 10:01:53 GMT -5
That would only work on some male human opponents. I doubt beasties would care much about skin except to eat it.
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Post by slategrey on Sept 3, 2004 10:03:02 GMT -5
Thats why the second part of the costume is always an effin unfeasibly large sword called diddums or somesuch
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Post by motoki on Sept 3, 2004 10:17:33 GMT -5
lol yes that would work. *edit* like this one? It's flowery so girls might like it.
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Post by Bravo 1 on Sept 3, 2004 10:38:41 GMT -5
Hey! ...that's Mantodea's work isn't it? ...anyway, the perfect flowery thing for a flowery maiden (no deflowering puns please!); the way I see it, fantasy stories are not restricted to dragons and things...the whole scantily clad female warrior (...erm, look in the media...Xena, wwarrior princess?) led to many other types of fantasies... ...but yes, the argument slate made has actually been used in one of the sequels to my favorite book, where the ladies strip down while fighting this guy so he gets distracted...I thought it was in very poor taste. ANOTHER thing is that most fantasy stories contain some sort of romance, and be it mushy-mushy kiss-kiss or hard core hip pumping, it's still romance... ...at least that's my take on it; I prefer Star Wars myself, which lacks the romance stuff (ok, Luke sometimes has a love interest and Han+Leia are a couple...but really, nothing more than a kiss happens!); but then there is the occasional Twi'lek...
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Post by Calislahn on Sept 3, 2004 11:22:04 GMT -5
Well i'll have you know that despite the flowery tapestries i put in my house, i detest floral stuff ;D nothing i posess in real life is flowery. But morrowind is fantasy so in that world my house has floral stuff because it's not real!
As for your question Motoki, well i'll be honest i usually have a suit of armour on, at present nordic fur, not saying i don't like some of the scanty stuff but i feel stupid runnning round in it and get fed up looking at my bare backside ;D
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Post by Raistlin on Sept 3, 2004 11:25:12 GMT -5
...so then you're the armored backside type? ...
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Post by Calislahn on Sept 3, 2004 11:28:05 GMT -5
Most definitely ;D
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Post by motoki on Sept 3, 2004 12:10:44 GMT -5
Well what they say in most of the offices around here holds true then CYA (Cover Your Ass)
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Post by slategrey on Sept 3, 2004 13:04:19 GMT -5
My Dresharii Priestess started off life with Calislahns most excellent spring dryad dress. She's now moved on to the Necromancers robe from Morrowind expanded. Apart from the slight clipping on one of the arms, it's very very nice. She's just waiting for Calislahn to FINISH HER NEW LINE . Some labels are so to die for don't you think? I've got nothing against string and postage stamps, but I like a bit more material to play with. Did I mention Calislahns new range?....post scan engaged....Yep. excellent.
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Post by motoki on Sept 3, 2004 13:26:49 GMT -5
Morrowind Expanded? Do you mean Balmora Expanded?
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Post by slategrey on Sept 3, 2004 13:41:07 GMT -5
oh go on pick fault ;D
Yep I do.
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